December 30th, 2009
In our third installment of actual Yahoo! headlines, we explore important things:
- Astronauts pack trash, gear for ride home (Ya gotta have priorities.)
- N.Y. man’s next blood donation will be gallon No. 40 (Everyone needs a hobby.)
- Newlyweds escape hostage situation, after suspect falls asleep (I guess he took ‘kidnapping’ literally.)
- ‘The Biggest Loser’ crowns a winner (One can only hope that they see the irony in this.)
- White House uses e-mail to counter health critics (EMAIL!?! How revolutionary.)
- Poll finds most pet owners willing to go mouth-to-muzzle (It’s different when it’s your own.)

