In our third installment of actual Yahoo! headlines, we explore important things:

• Astronauts pack trash, gear for ride home (Ya gotta have priorities.)
• N.Y. man’s next blood donation will be gallon No. 40 (Everyone needs a hobby.)
• Newlyweds escape hostage situation, after suspect falls asleep (I guess he took ‘kidnapping’ literally.)
• ‘The Biggest Loser’ crowns a winner (One can only hope that they see the irony in this.)
• White House uses e-mail to counter health critics (EMAIL!?!  How revolutionary.)
• Poll finds most pet owners willing to go mouth-to-muzzle (It’s different when it’s your own.)